The Big Bang Theory

I was sitting on the chair,My friend 'Pranav', on the sofa and my brother Sid, on the tea-poy. We were discussing Warcraft. In the game, I play as Night elves, Pranav as Humans and my brother as Orcs. We were planning to battle on LAN. Now,the question was, who is stronger?

I and Sid: (To Pranav) You might be the professional of all other games. But there's no way you can match us in Warcraft.

Me: Are, We have been playing this game since last 5 years.

Pranav: Don't worry, I'll catch you in 5 weeks. Now,I've designed a perfect strategy for Humans. Within few weeks I'll be a master.

Me: Impossible, Even Sid is of no match with me in Custom Games. I'll crush your base in an eye's blink.

Sid: Hey C'mon, You know what happens, when I bring Taurens with me. Nothing can match the blow power of a Tauren. One Tauren can easily take two or more of your huntresses.

Me: Unfortunately,You orcs suck at ranged attacks. My one 'Chimera' can knock half of your army.

Pranav: Hello! My one Gryphon Rider is enough for thousands of your chimeras. Those basterds can't even attack flying units. "It's hammer Time"!!

Sid: And you know,what I've got,don't you? 'Troll Batriders'.

Pranav:What are those?

Sid: Ultra effective against Air units. They also receive damage bonus against buildings.

Me: My Dryads won't be playing 'goti's with your grunts then. I also carry 4 Hippographs with me only to counter Air units.

Pranav: Both of you! Bring anything,my one Gryphon Rider is enough.

Me: And how do you plan to counter 'Fan of knives','Searing arrows','Starfall','Shadow Strike'?

Pranav: Abe, Ek 'Thunder Bolt' padi naa,Seedha tera Hero altar mein.

Sid: And no matter how many times you kill my 'Tauren Chieftan',It'll always reincarnate. The cooldown is just 4 minutes.

Me: Since when did you start taking Tauren Chieftan? You always take 'Blademaster' and 'Shadow Hunter'.

Sid: I don't need him against you. My normal units are enough.

Pranav: 'Thunder Bolt' can also damage Buildings.

Sid:It's a 'Storm Bolt',not a 'Thunder Bolt'.

Me: My base defences are too strong. I can raise my ancients if required.

Sid: Ye dekh, Ye saleko pata bhi nahi tha ki, there's a Research called 'Nature's Blessings' which increases movement,attack and strength of ancients. Base defence ki baat kar raha hai.

Pranav:(To me)Your Ancient protector looks better while he's standing than when he throws those Thermocol stones.

Sid: My buildings have Spike Protection. Half of your melee army dies destroying just one structure.

Sam: I don't use melee units.

Pranav:My Gryphon Riders are not melee.

Sid: I never research 'Spike Protection.'
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The battle continues. Even though,There's a road gap between my building and my brother's. and we don't have a LAN wire and we still find it hard to defeat 'Difficulty:Insane' computer AI.

Sid: Insane AI receives double the amount of resources we recieve.That's unfair.

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For those who got nothing:

Warcraft is a 'Real Time Strategy' computer game designed by 'Blizzard' Entertainments. This game has won many awards including 'THE GAME OF THE YEAR' from more than six publications. Humans,Orcs and Night Elves are the major races of Warcraft history. All the rest terms mentioned above, are parts of this wonderful game.