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Yup, quite late, but my blog just can not miss this one.
So, Here's Joker with his super dynamites to blow the things out of proportion.
1. "I am an Agent of Chaos!"
2. Why so serious?
3. I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.
4. See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!
5. This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is 'my' city.
6. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
7. Do u know why I prefer knives?..Guns are two quick,You cant savor all those little emotions...In their last moments people show you who they really are...So...In a way I know your friends better than you ever really did. Would u like to know which of them were cowards?
8. Who would I play with if i kill you?
9. Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches, hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog REALLY is!
10. You die as a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.The only sensible way to live in this world is to live without a rule.
11. GAMBOL: What do you suggest we do...???
JOKER: Kill the Batman...!!!!
GAMBOL: Then why haven't you done it as yet..???
JOKER: When you are good at something never do it for free..!
12. "You just couldn't let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much..... fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever."
13. You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can't take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...
14. Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Lets put a smile on that face!" And..... Why so serious?
15. (Batman bangs joker's head)Joker: Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy and can not feel the rest pain.(Batman hits his hands)Joker: see...
16. We made it.. Good evening ladies and Gentlemen.. We are here for tonight's entertainment... I have only one question.. Where is Harvey Dent?
17. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
18. I had a vision of a world without the Batman,
The mob grounded out a little profit,
The police trying to shut them down 1 block at a time,
and it was so boring.....
19. Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans. Gordon's got plans. They're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.So, when I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth.
20. Gordon:Where's Harvey Dent?
Joker: What is the time??
Gordon: What's time got to do with that?
Joker: Oh,Depending on the time he may be at one place or in several.
Gordon: OK,So you Want To Play a Game,Right?(releasing joker's handcuffs)
JOKER(seeing GORDON releasing him):The same Bad cop Good cop routine.
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Reference: The Dark Knight(Movie)
Lead Cast: Christian Bale(The Batman), Heath Ledger(The Joker)
Something about: We might see Christian Bale as Batman in upcoming movies but unfortunately we won't see The Joker. Some people are born to do something....amazing, beautiful and that which can not be challenged. We might wonder, What would have happened if he was to die 'before' instead dying 'after'. Perhaps, the time wraps them only when they have finished their job. They live for that legendary role. Heath Ledger died from an accidental toxic combination of prescription drugs. A few months before his death, Ledger had finished filming his penultimate performance, as the Joker in The Dark Knight. He received about 31 awards for the best actor and the best villain for his role. He gifted the world with 'Joker' and now rests in peace.
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Watch this movie. It's nice. A true masterpiece.
1. "I am an Agent of Chaos!"
2. Why so serious?
3. I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.
4. See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!
5. This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is 'my' city.
6. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
7. Do u know why I prefer knives?..Guns are two quick,You cant savor all those little emotions...In their last moments people show you who they really are...So...In a way I know your friends better than you ever really did. Would u like to know which of them were cowards?
8. Who would I play with if i kill you?
9. Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches, hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog REALLY is!
10. You die as a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.The only sensible way to live in this world is to live without a rule.
11. GAMBOL: What do you suggest we do...???
JOKER: Kill the Batman...!!!!
GAMBOL: Then why haven't you done it as yet..???
JOKER: When you are good at something never do it for free..!
12. "You just couldn't let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much..... fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever."
13. You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can't take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...
14. Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Lets put a smile on that face!" And..... Why so serious?
15. (Batman bangs joker's head)Joker: Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy and can not feel the rest pain.(Batman hits his hands)Joker: see...
16. We made it.. Good evening ladies and Gentlemen.. We are here for tonight's entertainment... I have only one question.. Where is Harvey Dent?
17. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
18. I had a vision of a world without the Batman,
The mob grounded out a little profit,
The police trying to shut them down 1 block at a time,
and it was so boring.....
19. Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans. Gordon's got plans. They're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.So, when I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth.
20. Gordon:Where's Harvey Dent?
Joker: What is the time??
Gordon: What's time got to do with that?
Joker: Oh,Depending on the time he may be at one place or in several.
Gordon: OK,So you Want To Play a Game,Right?(releasing joker's handcuffs)
JOKER(seeing GORDON releasing him):The same Bad cop Good cop routine.
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Reference: The Dark Knight(Movie)
Lead Cast: Christian Bale(The Batman), Heath Ledger(The Joker)
Something about: We might see Christian Bale as Batman in upcoming movies but unfortunately we won't see The Joker. Some people are born to do something....amazing, beautiful and that which can not be challenged. We might wonder, What would have happened if he was to die 'before' instead dying 'after'. Perhaps, the time wraps them only when they have finished their job. They live for that legendary role. Heath Ledger died from an accidental toxic combination of prescription drugs. A few months before his death, Ledger had finished filming his penultimate performance, as the Joker in The Dark Knight. He received about 31 awards for the best actor and the best villain for his role. He gifted the world with 'Joker' and now rests in peace.
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Watch this movie. It's nice. A true masterpiece.
Posted by
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9:41 PM
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Here's a video I found on YouTube. This guy is drawing my favourite character Vegeta from one of my favourite anime Dragon ball-Z.
Dragon ball is a Japanese manga(comic)series written by Akira Toriyama. It was originally serialized in weakly Shonen Jump.
Posted by
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10:53 AM
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I was sitting on the chair,My friend 'Pranav', on the sofa and my brother Sid, on the tea-poy. We were discussing Warcraft. In the game, I play as Night elves, Pranav as Humans and my brother as Orcs. We were planning to battle on LAN. Now,the question was, who is stronger?
I and Sid: (To Pranav) You might be the professional of all other games. But there's no way you can match us in Warcraft.
Me: Are, We have been playing this game since last 5 years.
Pranav: Don't worry, I'll catch you in 5 weeks. Now,I've designed a perfect strategy for Humans. Within few weeks I'll be a master.
Me: Impossible, Even Sid is of no match with me in Custom Games. I'll crush your base in an eye's blink.
Sid: Hey C'mon, You know what happens, when I bring Taurens with me. Nothing can match the blow power of a Tauren. One Tauren can easily take two or more of your huntresses.
Me: Unfortunately,You orcs suck at ranged attacks. My one 'Chimera' can knock half of your army.
Pranav: Hello! My one Gryphon Rider is enough for thousands of your chimeras. Those basterds can't even attack flying units. "It's hammer Time"!!
Sid: And you know,what I've got,don't you? 'Troll Batriders'.
Pranav:What are those?
Sid: Ultra effective against Air units. They also receive damage bonus against buildings.
Me: My Dryads won't be playing 'goti's with your grunts then. I also carry 4 Hippographs with me only to counter Air units.
Pranav: Both of you! Bring anything,my one Gryphon Rider is enough.
Me: And how do you plan to counter 'Fan of knives','Searing arrows','Starfall','Shadow Strike'?
Pranav: Abe, Ek 'Thunder Bolt' padi naa,Seedha tera Hero altar mein.
Sid: And no matter how many times you kill my 'Tauren Chieftan',It'll always reincarnate. The cooldown is just 4 minutes.
Me: Since when did you start taking Tauren Chieftan? You always take 'Blademaster' and 'Shadow Hunter'.
Sid: I don't need him against you. My normal units are enough.
Pranav: 'Thunder Bolt' can also damage Buildings.
Sid:It's a 'Storm Bolt',not a 'Thunder Bolt'.
Me: My base defences are too strong. I can raise my ancients if required.
Sid: Ye dekh, Ye saleko pata bhi nahi tha ki, there's a Research called 'Nature's Blessings' which increases movement,attack and strength of ancients. Base defence ki baat kar raha hai.
Pranav:(To me)Your Ancient protector looks better while he's standing than when he throws those Thermocol stones.
Sid: My buildings have Spike Protection. Half of your melee army dies destroying just one structure.
Sam: I don't use melee units.
Pranav:My Gryphon Riders are not melee.
Sid: I never research 'Spike Protection.'
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The battle continues. Even though,There's a road gap between my building and my brother's. and we don't have a LAN wire and we still find it hard to defeat 'Difficulty:Insane' computer AI.
Sid: Insane AI receives double the amount of resources we recieve.That's unfair.
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For those who got nothing:
Warcraft is a 'Real Time Strategy' computer game designed by 'Blizzard' Entertainments. This game has won many awards including 'THE GAME OF THE YEAR' from more than six publications. Humans,Orcs and Night Elves are the major races of Warcraft history. All the rest terms mentioned above, are parts of this wonderful game.
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